2005 Lyrics
OKLAHOMASTAN!
Sung by Bushy and ensemble
BRAND NEW STAN. I'M THE MAN WHO HAS GOT A PLAN.
GONNA GIVE YA FREEDOMS WE KNOW THAT YA NEED 'EM,
EVEN IF YUR IMAMS SAY THAT WE'RE THE HEATHENS.
JOIN OUR COALITION FOR DEM-OC- RA- CY
AND OUR CHRISTIAN VERSION OF THEE-OC- RA- CY
TRUSTIN' US TO HELP YOU IS YUR ONLY HOPE
WE WILL KEEP YOUR OIL YOU CAN KEEP THE DOPE!
ALL:
OOOOO…K LAHOMASTAN, WHERE FREEDOM'S SWEEPIN THROUGH THE LAND.
BUSHY:
PEOPLE WILL BE GOOD LIKE I SAY THEY SHOULD.
ALL THE LOCAL FOLK SHOULD UNDERSTAND.
ALL:
OOOOO…K LAHOMASTAN, THE GOAL OF SHOTS HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD
BUSHY:
WHERE WE LEAD THE FIGHT AND MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
ALL SALUTE OUR FLAG AS IT'S UNFURLED.
WE KNOW THAT YUR LAND IS FOR US (ALL Shout: "U. S.")
DON'T KNOW WHY FOLKS WOULD MAKE' SUCH A FUSS.
AND WHEN WE SAY YO!
THAT WE ARE HERE TO STAY YO!
WE'RE REALLY SAYIN' "YUR DOIN' FINE OKLAHOMA-STAN
OKLAHOMASTAN!
O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A-STAN USA!
OSAMA: EVERYTHING'S SO PERVERSE IN NEW YORK CITY
Sings to the tune of EVERYTHING’S UP TO DATE IN KANSAS CITY:
ON FRIDAY I ARRIVED IN NEW YORK CITY,
SUP-POS-ED START OF JEWISH DAY OF REST.
WITH SO MUCH PROFIT MAKING AC-TI-VIT-EE,
IT DID NOT PASS MY MOR-A-LIT-Y TEST.
WITH COUNTLESS BARS AND PEEP-SHOWS NEAR THE BROADWAY STAGE.
WOMEN IN SHORT SKIRTS WHO DO NOT PRAY.
AND GREEDY WALL STREET FUDDY DUDDIES WHO CONTROL THE WORLD
THE MUSLIM DOCTRINE IS THE BETTER WAY.
WHO'S NEXT? WE'RE NEXT!
EVERYTHING’S SO CORRUPT IN NEW YORK CITY,
THEY HAVE GONE MUCH TOO FAR, THIS MUCH I KNOW.
THEY HAVE A DOUBLE SKY-SCRAPER THAT IS MUCH TOO HIGH.
IT'S TIME THE OVER-REACHING WAS CUT LOW.
ALL OF THE COUNTRY’S VALUES ARE SO PI-TI- FUL.
THE WOMEN ALL ALLOW THEIR SKIN TO SHOW.
CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION BY THE MASSES AND ELITE,
THEY ALL DRIVE S.U.Vs. ALTHOUGH THE POOREST DO NOT EAT.
THE CHILDREN ONLY STUDY WHAT THEY WATCH ON M. T. V.
THEY’VE GONE ABOUT AS FAR AS THEY CAN GO.
IT'S TIME THE OVER-REACHING WAS CUT LOW.
Tag verse:
EVERYTHING'S SO PERVERSE IN NEW YORK CITY
HYPOCRISY IS EVERYWHERE YOU GO.
THE HOLY CHURCH OF TRINITY IS NEAR THE STOCK EXCHANGE.
THEY WORSHIP ONLY GOLD AND IF YOU STEAL THEY'RE FULL OF RAGE,
BUT ON-LY ONES WITH DARK-ER SKIN ARE PEO-PLE THAT THEY CAGE.
THEY’VE GONE ABOUT AS FAR AS THEY CAN GO.
IT'S TIME THE OVER-REACHING WAS CUT LOW.
"Oh, What A Beautiful Morning"
Sung by Bushy (not Curly)
THERE'S A BRIGHT GOLDEN HAZE ON THE COUNTRY.
ALL THE DEMOCRATS ARE OUT TO LUNCH. Y'A SEE
THE HIGH COURT ANOINTED ME TO BE IN CHARGE,
AND I'LL MAKE SURE THAT TAX BREAKS FOR RICH FOLKS ARE LARGE.
OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNIN'.
PRAISE THE LORD, IT'S A NEW DAY.
I'VE GOT CONSERVATIVE FEELINGS;
I'LL BLOW THE COUNTRY MY WAY.
ALL THE PUBLIC WILL FOLLOW LIKE CATTLE.
THEY ARE TIRED OF PUSSY-FOOT PRATTLE.
THEY ALL WAVE THEIR FLAGS AS THEY SEE ME RIDE BY.
THEY TOAST MY COMPASSION. HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE!
OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNIN'.
PRAISE THE LORD, IT'S A NEW DAY.
I'VE GOT CONSERVATIVE FEELINGS;
I'LL BLOW THE COUNTRY MY WAY.
I HEAR LOUD PA-TRI-OT-I-CAL MUSIC
DROWNING OUT LIB'RALS WHO ALL MAKE ME SICK.
OUR TROOPS'LL CLEAN HOUSE AND THEY WON'T MISS A CRACK
AND I THINK THAT THE PLACE WE'LL BEGIN IS I-RAQ.
OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNIN',
PRAISE THE LORD, IT'S A NEW DAY.
I'VE GOT CONSERVATIVE FEELINGS;
I'LL BLOW THE COUNTRY MY WAY-AY. OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.